April 1, 2019 / 3:21 pm

Breaking: Kanye West Spotted Outside Z&C

Earlier today, famed hip-hop artist Kanye West was spotted in Bloomington walking out of Z&C, although he wasn’t carrying any food. People in the area stated that he seemed upset, mumbling to himself “now that was wild” and “what do they know about music production.” Kanye was later seen staring at the Sample Gates from the middle of the street, ignoring the buses honking at him.

Z&C later stated that Kanye walked in and attempted to steal the water cooler before claiming that he was the “greatest Chinese diner of all time”.