Season Hosted by Ian Ausdal

The ProgKnowsis




Monday @ 10 AM on 99.1 FMRock

!!! ENTER WITH CAUTION !!!

 

Mind ye weary eyes, O fateful travellers; for thou art voyaging into the realm of THE PROGKNOWSIS!

 

Terror and mischief abound for those who would lend an unsuspecting ear to the fantastical emanations of this mystical domain. Be you a courageous adventurer, a determined philosopher in search of ancient truths, or simply dimwitted, the following awaits thee on the path ahead:

 

  • SUBJUGATION TO THE FOUL TIMBRES OF INNUMERABLE KEYBOARD SOLOS

  • HIGHLY AMBITIOUS CONCEPT ALBUMS WITH EGREGIOUSLY DRAWN-OUT TRACKS EXTENDING UP TO 44 MINUTES IN LENGTH

  • HORRID INFLUENCES FROM THE MUSICAL SWAMP OF JAZZ

  • TERRIFYING IMAGES OF MEGALOMANIAC ROBOTS, BEOWULFIAN MONSTERS, FLESH-EATING WEASELS, AND THE LIKE

  • INCOMPREHENSIBLE LYRICS BORNE OF THE SCHIZOPHRENIC MINDS OF MUSICAL MADMEN

 

Thou hast been warned! This demented province offers no Fanfare for the Common Man, but instead will twist your very soul into that of a pretentious nihilist – leading you to develop a taste for syncopation and polyrhythms that may never return to its virgin state!

 

Do you have what it takes to voyage through this abyss of the damned? Will you be the one to Dance with the Moonlit Knight in the Court of the Crimson King? To cross into the Dark Side of the Moon and climb the heights of Xanadu? Or….

 

…Will you choose the easy-listening route, and forever be as Thick as a Brick?