It is a question that’s on everyone’s mind nowadays–what song will my family decide to play at my funeral? Well, with this short quiz you can figure it out. Just pick your answers and add up all of your points as you go. A answers = 1 point, B answers = 2 points, C answers = 3 points, and D answers = 4 points. Good luck!
Cathy has six pairs of black gloves and six pairs of brown gloves in her drawer. In complete darkness, how many gloves must she take from the drawer in order to be sure to get a pair that matches?
C. 17 Again (The movie with Zac Efron)
What is your idea of a truly romantic evening?
A. A night in with the bros
B. A night in alone
C. Just two people and their boat
D. Just two boats and their people
What is your biggest weakness?
A. My neck
B. My back
C. My ankles
D. I take online quizzes
Are you right or left handed?
Which temperature is ice cream best at?
B. Medium Rare
D. 17 Again, Again
What is your biggest pet peeve?
A. When Greg from next door won’t stop emailing your wife
B. When you have your phone on the charger all day and it explodes
C. When the water is all gone
D. When someone licks all the chocolate off the peanut M&M’s and then puts the leftover peanuts in a bag and shakes it next to your ear while you sleep
Which Balkan country is your favorite?
C. Bosnia and Herzegovina
D. That little part of Turkey that is in Europe and is technically a Balkan country
What food do you eat while crying alone in the middle of the night when your heart is barely able to contain its emotions knowing that someone you love left you and you haven’t felt the loving, caressing touch of another human in months and you probably never will again?
What “bad” thing did you do as a kid that your parents never found out about?
B. Bank heist
C. Professional protesting
D. Respecting your elders
What is your sign?
B. The one with the bee
C. Whichever one Trump is
Now for the results. Add up all your answers. Remember, A answers = 1 point, B answers = 2 points, C answers = 3 points, and D answers = 4 points. Got it? Good. Look down below.
BETWEEN 10 AND 19 POINTS:
Your family didn’t even plan your funeral. No one showed up except Greg from next door. He brought his iPod shuffle and a cooler full of root beer. He played Thin Lizzy’s “The Boys Are Back In Town” on loop for 6 hours until he passed out on the cardboard box he was using as a casket. Nice job.
BETWEEN 20 AND 29 POINTS:
Your death was so sudden that your dog also died and your family planned his funeral on the same day to save money. Your dog’s favorite song was “Everybody’s Working For The Weekend” but no one had it. Your cousin brought a burnt CD with Thin Lizzy’s “The Boys Are Back In Town” and that was good enough. Very cool.
BETWEEN 30 AND 39 POINTS:
You died listening to Thin Lizzy’s “The Boys Are Back In Town” because it was so good. Your family honored your final wishes by hiring a cover band to play Thin Lizzy’s “The Boys Are Back In Town” for your entire funeral and while they lowered you into your grave. They even gave you a Bluetooth speaker so you could listen forever but the battery died. Excellent.
The mayor came to your funeral and gave you a key to the city but you were too dead to hold it. They played Thin Lizzy’s “The Boys Are Back In Town” and your sister threw the key in the trash. Cool.