Has my bed always been this small? I wonder what’s in this drawer, what the hell why did I keep my AP Lang essay from 11th grade?
Did I really begin my essay about Macbeth like that? God Jess, stop thinking everything is about you, luckily you’re a mature, self-aware 21-year-old senior in college now.
“It SOOO good to see you! How’s school, isn’t it so crazy we’re graduating so soon?”
“Oh my god haven’t you had a crush on him since like seventh grade? He’s so cute now! You should definitely go talk to him…maybe ask him to take a shot with you. No wait I’ll go with you and we’ll all take shots with his friends too so it’s not like too aggressive you know?”
Seriously has my bed always been so small?
“Let’s go around the table and say what we’re thankful for. Jess, you can start.”